So i just saw someone pooping behind a bus stop rest area (bench with a plank behind it)...this person simply walked behind the plank thing pulled down the pants and squatted...i've seen people peeing behind there before but pooping that's a first...this little incident reminded me of my new fave games to play here in asia land...here they are (in no particular order):
1. am i gonna throw up or poop (hint: you can solve both by eating mass amounts of tums)
2. how many days in a row can i go without pooping before i notice something might be wrong
3. what's that smell?
4. can i buy clothes here or do i need to go back to the maternity store (i'm an xl in vietnam...it makes me sad)
5. what the hell am i eating it kind of looks like bacon...do they have bacon here?
6. how much guava do i have to eat before i can poop?
7. is that a small dog or a rat?
8. what the hell just hit me in the foot? (hint this game was played shortly after #7...answer: it was a very large rat that ran into my foot while i was waiting for my smoothie to get made in a little coffee shop...what did i do: picked up my foot said oh my god in vietnamese and let the ladies dog chase it under the table...then i drank my mango smoothie yuuum)
9. did i remember to put my cereal in the fridge (you have to do this or seal it up super tight in a plastic bag or all of the ants will get into it)
10. is this gonna taste like it does in america (answer...always no)
I've also been on a desperate hunt for cheap hershey's chocolate...i absolutely REFUSE to pay above 60.000 VND for a bag although all the supermarkets sell a bag for 100.000 VND (that's 6 USD and i'm just too damn cheap to pay that much now)
Oh and i finally turned 21...i did karoke...scored a 100%...the machine was obvi broken
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